Thursday, May 24, 2012

NUNEY FAIRY FAIL

 We all have things we do in the walls of our house that we would NEVER admit to anyone happens.  The melt downs from you kids or YOURSELF. The Sock mop.. We all have done that... =-) The giving your kid whatever he/she wants for breakfast just because you do not want the previously mentioned melt down.  The little lies that we tell our kids.....

  Well since Will is three I have decided for the last year that the pacifier at night (AKA NUNEY) needed to be a thing of the past. I have tried and failed epically several times. Well I geared myself up for yet another get rid of the thing plan.   Josh was away fishing and I figured  PERFECT if he screams and cries through the night then No worries I will put him in bed with me so the boys do not hear him.
We set up the nuney on the back porch with a note he put together by himself with help from big brother on the writing part.
DEAR NUNEY FAIRY

  You can take my nuney. DO NOT give it to a baby.
You can leave me money to buy a new toy.

                                                  WILLIAM

So the note went on the back porch with the nuney.  I even remembered to get up out of bed and do the middle of the night exchange. He woke the next morning excited that he was left money. We bought a present that day. The next night was harder ... he was not as enthusiastic with out the thought of something being left on the porch for him. There was MUCH more crying and whining that night. Finally we had made it through 2 nights and I thought we were on the other side of the withdrawals.

 Josh arrived home from his fishing trip. He brought the boys presents and they were so excited to see him. I went out to grab a few groceries and have a moment to myself.  Feeling like I forgot something this whole time. Cell phone??  CHECK!  GROCERY LIST ..... CHECK!!

 I got back home the boys were sleeping. I checked in on them as I always do. THEN I see it. There is Will curled up in bed sound asleep with a NUNEY in his MOUTH.  I went out and asked Josh about it. He said Oh you are lucky after searching the house for ever I found his missing nuney under our bed. WHAT? I told him that with him being gone clearly I failed to mention the nuney fairy to him not to mention the 10$ The kid had suckered out of me.  Will had failed to mention it to his father as well. IRONIC.
 When Will awoke the next morning I informed him that I was not happy with him and that he should of told Daddy that we had no more nuneys and that the nuney fairy had already left him money for that nice nerf gun we had bought.  That was about all I had time to say at that point. I packed the boys for the day.  I stepped out on the porch to let the dog out later that morning and in the same spot we had left the nuney and the NOTE to the fairy was the nerf gun............................ SIGH********

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Where is his mother???


From Drop Box


I sometimes wonder how the kids get a way with so much wrong doing and mischievous things when I find myself over all pretty capable of keeping a good eye on them. Well Will had one of those moments Monday after we picked the boys up from school. The best part, he did this in Mason's room, then Dylan took him out back to play and it was not until I went out to check on him a few minutes later that I even noticed this. What also makes me laugh is that the craziness in our house must be so natural that Dylan took him outside and did not even say HEY WILLIAM STAMPED HIS ENTIRE BODY.   I took Will aside deciding this is probably a teaching moment in his life and explained to him that we do not stamp out body. He then explained to me that I have a butterfly "stamp" on my back.. EEK I just ended the conversation there and changed the subject...............

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

After over a month of trying it finally HAPPENED

and NO I am not pregnant. I finally was able to get back into this blog. Forever they were saying they sent me a recovery to my email and they did not. Finally I signed up with my cell phone and well HERE I AM =-)