Monday, September 10, 2012

SUPER MOM FAIL

I would like to tell you that I am up before the alarm goes off with coffee in hand and breakfast on the stove. I would like to tell you I have made all the lunches the night before and have ironed all the kids clothes and they are laying nicely in each of their rooms to put on that morning........... YEAH RIGHT....... Here is my morning.. alarm goes off at five thirty ..... I hit snooze.....TWICE. Then slowly drag myself down the hall to make sure DYLAN is up. He usually is not. He falls into the shower.. needs to be reminded 3 times to hurry up...... Then comes out half awake, half dressed and bag half packed. I can barely tell what he has on since my eyes are not fully open yet. I hand him a pop tart (not always toasted) and a cup of water, LUNCH money for the lunch I NEVER packed last night. I pat him on the back and say have a great day. I then fall asleep on the couch for another 20 minutes until I have to wake Mason up and start the same process over again. SUPER MOM I AM NOT. =-)